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Brytyjskie szpitale rutynowo przyjmują na oddziały żeńskie mężczyzn, którzy twierdzą, że są kobietami. Wystarczy ustna deklaracja płci.

Ty ale to dobre jest. Deklarujesz że jesteś nastolatką. Kładą Cię w odpowiednim towarzystwie i pół dnia walisz konia patrząc jak młode duperki dostają zastrzyki, czy są osłuchiwane stetoskopem

Strzelać do każdego co chodzi z maczetą po ulicy no k***a mać!!!

I dziwnym trafem bambus

W polandii spokojnie poczekaliby, aż kogoś zadźga.

Tylko dla czego paralizator a nie ostra amunicja???

Zaaaaraz zaaaraz, ale przecież w UK noszenie przy sobie nawet scyzoryka jest nielegalne! Śmierdzi mi to fejkiem, przecież jak coś jest nielegalne to tego nie ma po prostu. Kogo próbujesz w ch*ja robić takimi filmikami?

@nowynick Ty żeś chyba w szpitalu nie był...

Londyn srondyn. k***a nawet muzułmański burmistrz tego miasta jest w szoku że w Polsce zadźgali nożem prezydenta Gdańska. W naszym pięknym kraju podczas zbiórki kasy na szpitale notabene bo są k***a tak zajebiscie dofinansowane i wyposażone koleś wjechał z kosą na scenę, zabił prezydenta miasta i jeszcze przez pół minuty pie**olił coś na spokojnie a wy się k***a podniecacie mambo z maczetą. Najlepiej cisnąć beke z zachodu bo u nas sielanka i spokój i ogólnie żyć nie umierać.

Londyn srondyn. k***a nawet muzułmański burmistrz tego miasta jest w szoku że w Polsce zadźgali nożem prezydenta Gdańska. W naszym pięknym kraju podczas zbiórki kasy na szpitale notabene bo są k***a tak zajebiscie dofinansowane i wyposażone koleś wjechał z kosą na scenę, zabił prezydenta miasta i jeszcze przez pół minuty pie**olił coś na spokojnie a wy się k***a podniecacie mambo z maczetą. Najlepiej cisnąć beke z zachodu bo u nas sielanka i spokój i ogólnie żyć nie umierać.

Wow, na ulicach Londynu codziennie kogoś mordują nożem lub oblewają kwasem, ale u nas na jakiejś słabo zabezpieczonej imprezie odj***li jednego szemranego typa, więc oznacza to, że u nas normalne piekło nastało. Zanotowane w dzienniczku, dzięki za naprostowanie nas wszystkich.

Burmistrz Londynu się przeraził, bo może go spotkać to samo z tego samego powodu - czub sobie coś ubzdura, a czubów tam nie brak. Akurat jestem w stanie uwierzyć że nie były to dyplomatyczne kondolencje i łączenie w bulu, tylko naprawdę zrobiło to na nim wrażenie, bo w końcu zaj***li kolegę po fachu.

Lista ataków z nożem w Londynie w 2018. W całej UK odnotowano ponad 40000 przestępstw związanych z nożami.

January 1 - Steve Frank Navarez-Jara, 20, Islington
January 3 - Elizabeta Lacatusu, 44, Redbridge
January 8 - Daniel Frederick, 34, died in Hackney
January 9 - Dami Odeyingbo, 18, stabbed in Bromley
January 11 - Harry Uzoka, 25, killed in Shepherd's Bush
January 28 - Yaya Mbye, 26, stabbed in Stoke Newington
January 29 - Juan Olmos Saca, 39, stabbed in Peckham
January 31 - Khader Saleh, 25, stabbed at Wormwood Scrubs prison
February 3 - Hasan Ozcan, 19, knifed in Barking
February 3 - Kwabena Nelson, a youth worker, died after being stabbed near his home in Tottenham
February 8 - Hannah Leonard, 55, stabbed in a flat in Camden
February 11 - Sabri Chibani, 19, stabbed in Streatham
February 13 - Saeeda Hussain, 54, stabbed in Ilford
February 14 - Lord Promise Nkenda, 17, stabbed in Canning Town
February 18 - Lewis Blackman, 19, knifed in Kensington
February 19 - Rotimi Oshibanjo, 26, stabbed in Southall
February 20 - Sadiq Mohammed, 20, stabbed in Camden
February 20 - Abdikarim Hassan, 17, stabbed in Camden
February 25 - Michael Boyle, 44, stabbed in the chest
March 1 - Christopher Beaumont, 42, stabbed in Hammersmith
March 5 - Laura Figueira, 47, stabbed in Twickenham
March 5 - Kelva Smith, 20, knifed in Croydon
March 14 - Lyndon Davis, 18, stabbed in Chadwell Heath
March 16 - Naomi Hersi, 36, found with stab wounds at hotel near Heathrow Airport
March 17 - Russell Jones, 23, stabbed in Enfield
March 18 - Tyrone Silcott, 41, stabbed in Hackney
March 19 - Balbir Johal, 48, knifed in Southall
March 19 - A 41-year-old was stabbed to death in Waltham Forest
March 20 - Beniamin Pieknyi, 21, stabbed at Stratford shopping centre
March 26 - David Potter, 50, stabbed in Tooting
March 29 - Reece Tshoma, 23, stabbed in Plumstead
March 30 - Leyla Mtumwa, 36, found with stab wounds at a home in Haringey
April 1 - A 20-year-old was stabbed in Wandsworth
April 4 - A 38-year-old man was stabbed at a house in Lewisham
April 4 - Israel Ogunsola, 18, was stabbed to death in Hackney on 4 April. Police were alerted by a motorist and performed first aid but the teenager died at the scene
April 5 - Five teenagers and one man were stabbed in London within a space of 24 hours. One of the victims was aged 13 and left fighting for his life
April 9 - A man in his 70s was stabbed four times and robbed as he returned to his Harold Hill home after collecting his pension
April 12 - A woman in her 20s was arrested after stabbing a man in Isle of Dogs on April 12, 2018.
April 15 - A man named locally as Raul Nicolaie was knifed to death just before 6pm in Colindale, North London.
April 15 - Samantha Clarke, 38, was stabbed to death in Brixton, South West London, just after 6.30pm and police arrested a man in his 20s.
April 20 - Aaron Springett, 32, died after he was found collapsed in Morden, South West London, just before 1o.30pm. A 31-year-old was arrested on suspicion of murder.
April 21 - A man, 20, was stabbed to death in Finsbury Park, north London, as a leading surgeon warned of a "summer of carnage" in the capital
May 17 - A man, 24, was stabbed to death in Crows Road, Barking at around 11.30pm.
May 20 - A man in his 20s stabbed in Mitcham, South London
May 21 - Marcel Campbell, 20, was stabbed to death just yards from Islington town hall in North London
May 30 - A man, believed to be in his 40s, was stabbed to death in Kensington, West London.
June 1 - A woman was found stabbed to death in Brent, North West London.
June 9 - Edmond Jonuzi, 35, was stabbed to death close to Turnpike Land Tube station in North London in what is believed to be a drugs related attack.
June 23 - Jordan Douherty, 15, becomes the youngest to be stabbed in London this year after being knifed in the heart in Romford, East London.
June 27 - A man, 20, was stabbed to death on an estate in Edmonton, North London.
June 30 - Four people were stabbed at the Garage Nation festival in East London.
July 2 - a 14-year-old boy was repeatedly stabbed on Fairbridge Road, Islington
July 14 - Katerina Makunova, 17, was killed after a stabbing in Camberwell.
July 25 - An 18-year-old man, Latwaan Griffiths, was stabbed to death in Camberwell.
August 1 - Rapper Incognito, 23, was stabbed to death in Camberwell
August 1 - Two other men were also stabbed at the scene where Incognito was killed. They were taken to hospital.
August 5 - Man in his 20s fatally stabbed in Cambridge Gardens, Kingston-Upon-Thames.
August 15 - Nurse Simonne Kerr, 31, was stabbed to death at her home in Grayshott Road, in Battersea
August 16 - Four boys were stabbed in a "gang knife fight" in Elmington Estate, Camberwell - reportedly leaving two "disembowelled" and there were claims it was over a "belt"
August 17 - A 42-year-old man was attacked just before 4.40am at a home in Waltham Forest, East London
August 17 - A 63-year-old man was found stabbed to death in Walworth
September 8 - A man in his 30s was stabbed in Croydon
September 10 - Woman in 20s stabbed numerous times in the back in broad daylight on Anglesea Road in Woolwich
September 18 - Man, 25, stabbed to death in Tufnell Park, North London, "after confronting phone mugger"
October 2 - Man stabbed on busy London Overground train travelling to Hackney Central station
October 4 - A teen, 15, was repeatedly stabbed during a fight in Enfield, North London
October 13 - A man, 25, was found with knife wounds at Tufnell Park, at around 9.30pm.
October 24 - A police officer was stabbed in the head with a screwdriver when confronting a suspected burglar in Barnet, north London.
November 1 - A 15-year-old boy was knifed to death in Bellingham, South East London
November 2 - Malcolm Mide-Madariola, 17, was stabbed outside Clapham South Tube station before dying in hospital. A 17-year-old boy was later charged with murder and two other men, both 18, were arrested on suspicion of murder
November 5 - A 16-year-old boy, the drill rapper JaySav, named as John Ogunjobi, was stabbed shortly before midnight in Tulse Hill and died in the street
November 10 - Man in his 30s rushed to hospital after being found with stab wounds in Crouch Hill, North London
November 19 - Four men wounded in Edmonton
November 20 - Teen stabbed in Romford outside Lidl in daylight
November 23 - British Transport Police officer stabbed outside Ilford Station
November 24 - Zakaria Bukar Sharif Ali, 26, was acting as a "peacemaker" as he stepped in to calm down an argument before being knifed to death in Shoreditch, East London
November 29 - A 16-year-old boy was the stabbed in a brutal attack in Hammersmith and rushed to Central London Hospital
December 8 - An 18-year-old collapsed with knife wounds in a flat in Greenwich on Saturday. Named as Aron Warren, known locally as Aron Murray, died 40 minutes later.
December 11 - Jay Sewell, 18, died after being taken to hospital with stab injuries near Greenwich.
December 22 - A man was stabbed to death in Haringey, North London and died later in hospital.
December 23 - A 25-year-old man was stabbed in Tottenham, North London at about 1.20am and died at the hospital.
December 27 - A 16-year-old was stabbed in Hendon, North London.
December 31 - A man in his mid-30s was stabbed in Hammersmith and lead to 39 arrests.


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